Showing posts with label witty. Show all posts
Showing posts with label witty. Show all posts

Sunday, April 26, 2015

When pretend play goes real ...

Pretend Play - Baby and Working Mommy

Characters:
Alisha as Mommy
Mohib as 1st Baby
Aliza as 2nd Baby
Mommy as Child Minder

Alisha drops her babies with Child Minder and gives all instructions what the babies will eat, "kindly feed them Biryani :D I'm going to work". Gives kisses to kids and leaves.

After a while she is back to pick up the babies and thats how the conversation goes...

Alisha (Mommy): How were the babies, have they eaten?
Child Minder: Your babies behaved very well, Can I keep your baby 1 (Mohib) forever and ever?
Alisha (Mommy): Oh no, You can't, he was too expensive, I've paid a lot of money for him, 1 hundred and 40 million dollars.
Child Minder: Thats all right, I'd offer you 2 hundred and 41 million dollars for him.
Alisha (Mommy): Okay, you can keep him, now where's the money???  =D 

Yes, You are in trouble! :-p

Little Problems Big Ideas

Alisha with 2 chocolate biscuits in each hand requests for help...

"Can somebody please open the door for me?"

Mummy Ignores.

After a cold sigh she says:  "I wish I had monkey FEET!"

Monday, April 20, 2015

Rohail turns 4 ..

As our smarty pants turns 4 years old, his witty conversations continue...



Rohail: I am going to be 5!
S2: No Rohail, you are going to be 4!
Rohail laughing: No I am cheating!!!



May Allah bless you with the best of iman and health and a long beautiful life ahead! Aameen